Three/ Four Word Story

[Layer1]

in the woods

[gusman]

red river runnin

[R3DN1CK]

hooley jumpin over

[nickspeed]

with the titan

[Sleepertrk]

Covered in shit

[R3DN1CK]

whipping around simplymodified

[06_footy]

with a steak

[R3DN1CK]

sandwich and drinking

[nickspeed]

jim beam black

[R3DN1CK]

suck my dick

[nascarjody]

he said to

[R3DN1CK]

rainbow brite and

[Jon_UT]

the cleaning lady

[Sleepertrk]

cleaned my clock

[06_footy]

your mom knew

[dezert-hooligan]

i was filming

[R3DN1CK]

bert and ernie

[dezert-hooligan]

eating her out

[R3DN1CK]

princess, luigi and mario

[06_footy]

many hot sluts

[Sleepertrk]

showed up then

[dezert-hooligan]

juggling their balls

[06_footy]

with many blessings

[dezert-hooligan]

from up above

[06_footy]

to the downstairs

[dezert-hooligan]

running around nekkid

[06_footy]

holding their junk

[dezert-hooligan]

while uncontrollably sharting

[06_footy]

to the skies

[dezert-hooligan]

between her thighs

[R3DN1CK]

the pope said

[06_footy]

young boys kneel

[R3DN1CK]

and parted their

[06_footy]

minds for a

[R3DN1CK]

line of coke

[06_footy]

to make the

[dezert-hooligan]

foot fungus itch

[06_footy]

lumps in their

[R3DN1CK]

pants go badoing

[06_footy]

called the firedepartment

[R3DN1CK]

because he choked

[dezert-hooligan]

the mushroom tip

[LaQueen]

while singing to

[R3DN1CK]

victors mom while

[dezert-hooligan]

a naked rhinoceros

[R3DN1CK]

shit on coats

[von]

That you wear

[R3DN1CK]

to a funeral

[LaQueen]

then Jim Carrey

[von]

called to thank

[LaQueen]

the PETA people

[von]

are not really

[R3DN1CK]

eating steak sandwiches

[von]

but instead are

[R3DN1CK]

painting happy clouds

[LaQueen]

with celery sticks

[von]

up their ass

[R3DN1CK]

while whisting dixie

[LaQueen]

breath like poo

[R3DN1CK]

capitan planet stopped

[nickspeed]

by to say

[R3DN1CK]

suck on my

[nascarjody]

big fat hairy

[R3DN1CK]

Chinchilla playing the

[06_footy]

the right stroke

[dezert-hooligan]

grass asphalt turbine

[06_footy]

mother theresa plowing

[R3DN1CK]

purple flying people

[06_footy]

with giant testies

[LaQueen]

and one eyes

[06_footy]

poking pregnant women

[LaQueen]

with a stick

[06_footy]

black womens wigs

[LaQueen]

flying over poles

[06_footy]

hatin on hoes

[dezert-hooligan]

counter-rotating discombobulating

[LaQueen]

hooli's on crack

[06_footy]

ur moms back

[dezert-hooligan]

whickety-whickety-whack

[06_footy]

Clinton got lapdances...

[R3DN1CK]

monica sucked dick

[06_footy]

hilary got none

[dezert-hooligan]

bitches ain't shit

[dezert-hooligan]

but hoes and

[06_footy]

many different slits

[R3DN1CK]

^^^doesn't make sense

[06_footy]

^Many different clits....














Thats wut i wanted to say....

[LaQueen]

eww and eww

[06_footy]

She didnt complain

[dezert-hooligan]

as a matter

[06_footy]

of huge proportions

[LaQueen]

what he said....

[06_footy]

how she knew

[LaQueen]

it wasn't true

[nickspeed]

big daddy was

[06_footy]

on her back

[R3DN1CK]

dancing on the

[06_footy]

streets of Atlanta

[dezert-hooligan]

singing "who dat?"

[R3DN1CK]

the hit "pants on the ground"

[06_footy]

White gangsters know...

[dezert-hooligan]

..."like a fool"

[R3DN1CK]

how much wood

[06_footy]

culd a slut

[R3DN1CK]

suck off if

[von]

it was on

[Sleepertrk]

their to-do list

[dezert-hooligan]

sticky honey dew

[R3DN1CK]

finger licking good

[dezert-hooligan]

smoked BBQ ribs

[nickspeed]

are so good

[R3DN1CK]

with fries and

[Sleepertrk]

fresh worm guts

[mjv8507]

but make sure

[R3DN1CK]

licking the reminants

[Sleepertrk]

off your toes

[R3DN1CK]

then sniff roses

[dezert-hooligan]

laced with cocaine

[Sleepertrk]

your heart stops

[mjv8507]

like Michael Jackson's

[Sleepertrk]

story is over

[R3DN1CK]

sleepertrk tried to

[von]

and he failed

[Sleepertrk]

had to try

[LaQueen]

to kiss a

[dezert-hooligan]

nipple on Brianna

[R3DN1CK]

the manwhore from

[dezert-hooligan]

south central whoretucket

[Sleepertrk]

said ah fuck-it

[08BLIZZARD]

kick the bucket

[mjv8507]

close by Nantucket

[Sleepertrk]

started to suck-it

[06_footy]

but they spit

[R3DN1CK]

on the ground

[Sleepertrk]

hiked her ass

[06_footy]

ran for cover

[R3DN1CK]

rained bombs from

[Danielk]

heaven to hell

[R3DN1CK]

dropping F'n loads

[Sleepertrk]

and ring'n bells

[O-Fivecc]

with a Dell

[Sleepertrk]

caught a virus

[dezert-hooligan]

was pissing needles

[LaQueen]

and shooting sparks

[Sleepertrk]

and nasty farts

[nickspeed]

out the butthole

[Sleepertrk]

lit 'em up

[O-Fivecc]

exploded his ass

[Sleepertrk]

pissed his pants

[06_footy]

drenached his face

[Sleepertrk]

started over again

[R3DN1CK]

as four word story

[Sleepertrk]

you can't do that

[dezert-hooligan]

you just watch me

[Sleepertrk]

well i'm very appalled

[nickspeed]

this is getting good

[nickspeed]

I just changed the name to three/four word story!

[Sleepertrk]

well good for you

[nickspeed]

party time in here:drink_nl:

[Sleepertrk]

who brought the beer

[nickspeed]

guys with a white :van:

[Jon_UT]

said the cheap hooker

[nickspeed]

as they were driving

[Sleepertrk]

and making some money

[nickspeed]

on El Cajon Blvd

[Sleepertrk]

with their crack pipes

[dezert-hooligan]

and high heeled stillettos

[R3DN1CK]

bending over picking up

[Sleepertrk]

the smelly used condoms

[Danielk]

putting them in

[Sleepertrk]

their purses for later

[LaQueen]

or place in glovebox

[06_footy]

with huge packs

[Sleepertrk]

of dirty shitty diapers

[nickspeed]

that they found in

[Socalrat630]

the depths of

[nickspeed]

victor's mom's big house

[dezert-hooligan]

otherwise known as ADELITAS

[Sleepertrk]

or the whore house

[nickspeed]

or a hour motel

[Sleepertrk]

oh you've been there

[nickspeed]

yea this one time

[06_footy]

i drank some juce

[Sleepertrk]

from Victors moms titties

[06_footy]

damn that bitch smelled

[Sleepertrk]

like rotting tuna guts

[06_footy]

but it was lower...

[Sleepertrk]

down i smelled the

[nickspeed]

ocean salt water smell

[06_footy]

alittle sand in her

[nickspeed]

butt crack from the

[Sleepertrk]

smelly spread open :favorites68:

[nickspeed]

:signs16: is the only

[Sleepertrk]

thing that i thought

[nickspeed]

while we were getting

[Sleepertrk]

it on with her

[06_footy]

two de-formed lodged titties

[Sleepertrk]

and hermaphrodite sex organs

[06_footy]

they called her kong

[Sleepertrk]

but was really king

[nickspeed]

off the new world

[Sleepertrk]

and a beautiful sex

[06_footy]

she came on the

[Sleepertrk]

edge of a mountain

[nickspeed]

and all the deer

[06_footy]

just freaked out completely

[Sleepertrk]

and the bitch jumped

[nickspeed]

off the fucking roof

[mjv8507]

wait how did the

[Sleepertrk]

bitch get up there

[06_footy]

cus she's smelling odd

[Sleepertrk]

and looking even worse

[nickspeed]

when all the sudden

[Sleepertrk]

her husband comes home

[nickspeed]

and finds the wine

[Sleepertrk]

left there by Nickspeed

[nickspeed]

and then goes to

[Sleepertrk]

to get his AR15

[nickspeed]

but nickspeed has it

[R3DN1CK]

under victors moms pillow

[Sleepertrk]

right by his rubber

[nickspeed]

night stick that he

[Sleepertrk]

used on her butt

[Danielk]

and then rammed it

[R3DN1CK]

into the neighbor's dog

[nickspeed]

which make it piss

[dezert-hooligan]

bloody razor blades

[06_footy]

on haitian babies faces...

[Sleepertrk]

i'm not going there

[nickspeed]

so then the doorbell

[08BLIZZARD]

on haitian babies faces...

what the fuck?!?!?!?!

[dezert-hooligan]

the boy done snapped

[Sleepertrk]

he will be ok

[nickspeed]

cause the boobies were

[R3DN1CK]

poppin outta the tight

[Sleepertrk]

wife beater she wore

[dezert-hooligan]

while churning her man's

[Sleepertrk]

supper in the microwave

[dezert-hooligan]

which catches on fire

[Sleepertrk]

and burns his corndogs

[R3DN1CK]

corndog really means buttplug

[nickspeed]

that melted the microwave

[Sleepertrk]

but still worked fine

[LaQueen]

after Sleepertrk used Bounty

[Sleepertrk]

the quicker picker upper

[LaQueen]

later the Titan said

[Sleepertrk]

should've got a trojan

[LaQueen]

horse for new suspension

[nickspeed]

on the monster truck

[Sleepertrk]

owned by Travis Pastrana